• me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

modestdemidov:

why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with

literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone

it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about

y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely

ration all y’alls fucks

(via harry-frickin-potter)

(via hi)

cartel:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

(via phobias)

  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
greaterland:

me as hell

greaterland:

me as hell

(via zackisontumblr)

joeyjoe69:

looking through old messages likeimage

(via dutchster)

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

(via harry-frickin-potter)

damianmcgintleman:

aledono:

damianmcgintleman:

attractive animated characters are so weird bc it’s like “you’re just a bunch of lines but i’d fuck you”

THEY ARE NOT A BUNCH OF LINES!

THEY ARE ALIVE!

THEY ARE REAL!

I’M GOING TO HAVE THEIR BABIES!

image

(via harry-frickin-potter)

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via phobias)

myfriendscallmekazzy:

awwh little rawr

(via hi)

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

(via sniffing)