can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

(via dutchster)

babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

(via wanderlusttransit)

hardcoregrandma:

me as a parent

(via dandydinosaur)

wecameassickcunts:

do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.

(via harry-frickin-potter)

darkesthorizons:


neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(via dutchster)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via harry-frickin-potter)

subsonictinman:

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

i tried too. i failed.

subsonictinman:

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

i tried too. i failed.

(via dutchster)

dwarfishaxis:

slashfilled-mind:

kyriarchy:

nyooom:

australia gifted the royal baby a pet crocodile that was born on the same day as the royal baby and thus has also been named george. theyre twins. the royal baby has a twin pet crocodile and im so jealous im fuming

australo-reptilian conspiracy to place a croc on the throne

Who the fuck thinks a crocodile is an appropriate gift for a baby?

Australia.

dwarfishaxis:

slashfilled-mind:

kyriarchy:

nyooom:

australia gifted the royal baby a pet crocodile that was born on the same day as the royal baby and thus has also been named george. theyre twins. the royal baby has a twin pet crocodile and im so jealous im fuming

australo-reptilian conspiracy to place a croc on the throne

Who the fuck thinks a crocodile is an appropriate gift for a baby?

Australia.

(via dandydinosaur)

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

(via dutchster)