tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image

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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

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heismandiego:

me when i’m wearing new clothes

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elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
(via solacity)

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thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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tyleroakley:

parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

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mskneesocks:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

this bra was 60 dollars and it’s pink and white striped the world needs to see this tbh

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enochianwarbirds:

oversized hoodies

you think they’re clothes

but they’re actually wearable hugs

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